Aliens infiltrate Russia

In a move reminiscent of the French bombing of the Rainbow Warrior, the Russians have launched a Weapon of Mass Destruction against a jetliner near New Zealand:

Pieces of space junk from a Russian satellite coming out of orbit narrowly missed hitting a jetliner over the Pacific Ocean overnight.

The pilot of a Lan Chile Airbus A340, which was travelling between Santiago, Chile, and Auckland, New Zealand, notified air traffic controllers at Auckland Oceanic Centre after seeing flaming space junk hurtling across the sky just five nautical miles in front of and behind his plane about 10pm.

This “space junk”—or “UFO”, if you will—is clearly of alien origin.

The conclusion is obvious: Russia has been infiltrated by the Greys. I always thought Putin was suspicious…

3 Responses to “Aliens infiltrate Russia”

  1. colin Says:

    Do the Greys and the Lizard-Aliens have anything in common?

  2. Dion Says:

    Dale Russell’s “Dinosauroid” could potentially bridge the gap between the two. Did dinosaurs escape Earth and evolve into Greys?

  3. colin Says:

    Oddly enough, Ken Mcleod used that idea in his recent trilogy.

    So we have Al Gore, Tony Blair, and (First-Name-Unknown-But-I’m-Guessing-Vladimir) Putin, all bona-fide aliens. However, where do we put George W? (Apart from gagged and bound into a woodchipper?) I would suggest he is a biological experiment on the part of the aliens to mimic humans better. Sadly, this experiment failed, and he only resembles a chimpanzee. They missed that crucial 2% of our DNA.

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