Oral sex in beer ad!

Fellow concerned citizens of the world,

I was outraged today when I heard about an Internet-based beer commercial that alludes to certain bedroom practices that only perverts and Labor voters engage in.

As the Sydney Morning Herald describes it…

The racy ad [for Bondi Blonde beer], which plays on oral sex, breaks just about every rule in the book. It depicts a bikini-clad blonde emerging from beneath the waves as Koby Abberton, champion surfer and Bra Boy, stands in the surf drinking the beer.

“You know what they say – nothing goes down like a Bondi Blonde,” says the voiceover.

Reading the article led to a number of impure thoughts, but nothing could prepare me for the ad itself:

Good Lord! Won’t someone think of the children?!

(Bonus: Paris Hilton’s name is mentioned in the article’s heading despite the most tangential of connections.)