Sodium chloride, commonly known as salt, has for far too long been making ocean water undrinkable, rusting our cars with its toxic nature, causing hypertension and generally making itself a nuisance. This must be stopped!
Luckily, the boys in blue are on the case. Enter Police Officer Wendell Adams in Georgia, USA…
A McDonald’s employee spent a night in jail and is facing criminal charges because a police officer’s burger was too salty, so salty that he says it made him sick.
Kendra Bull was arrested Friday, charged with misdemeanor reckless conduct and freed on $1,000 bail.
Half the fish and chip shops in Sydney should probably be nuked from orbit in that case.
Posted by Dion Detterer 
Bleat! 