Sodium chloride: a menace that must be stopped!

September 11, 2007

Sodium chloride, commonly known as salt, has for far too long been making ocean water undrinkable, rusting our cars with its toxic nature, causing hypertension and generally making itself a nuisance. This must be stopped!

Luckily, the boys in blue are on the case. Enter Police Officer Wendell Adams in Georgia, USA…

A McDonald’s employee spent a night in jail and is facing criminal charges because a police officer’s burger was too salty, so salty that he says it made him sick.

Kendra Bull was arrested Friday, charged with misdemeanor reckless conduct and freed on $1,000 bail.

Half the fish and chip shops in Sydney should probably be nuked from orbit in that case.